Good evening and welcome to the channel four news.
I'm Amelia Corey and tonights top stories are....
1. Stupid teenagers can't do their stupid jobs because they're so stupid and lazy. Stupid.
2. Idiot comcast still hasn't come to set up our internet.
3. My cat stinks
and
4. Hilary Clinton still is a tyrant.
At my work, I swear that it is the norm to be LAZY. Why am I the only person with a little hustle to my bustle? Not to toot my horn or anything. No one can even walk fast. Stupid people. A bunch of the girls were talking crap on me the other day and saying how I was such a spoiled brat because I make them work... Heaven forbid that I make them earn their $8 an hour. Lazy bums!
Still stealing internet from the neighbors....
Gwen is having a hard time adjusting still. My poor baby. I took a funny picture of her pushing me off the bed the other day though....
Women should not be allowed to be president. What if Hilary has horrible PMS like me and ruins the whol nation suring one menstral cycle.... Unless she really is a man... Then we're safe.
Well, Goodnight and sleep well.... I have to work at 4am because I am a workaholic.
Love ya
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I apologize for the trouble with the internet. I would like to help get it resolved for you. Shoot me an email with account or contact info. My team will work on expediting this for you.
Frank Eliason
We_Can_Help@cable.comcast.com
hmm, i seem to remember the same rants as i "supervised" you cleaning your room when you were little... since you're not yet a mother, you can consider this a small taste of what it will be like... :)
after lots of times of seeing you blonde or brunette and everything in between, i decided i like you blondie best.
that black-eye better not have come from a guy or i'm getting out my shotgun.
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