Wednesday, October 1, 2008

I ♥ you

Taggin' It Up Rules 1: Each player starts with 8 random habits/facts about themselves. 2: People who are tagged need to write a post on their blog about their eight things and post these rules. 3: At the end of the post you need to choose 8 people to get tagged and list their names.

8 RANDOM THINGS:

1. I love cleaning bathrooms. I love the clean smell, the shiny tile, the sparkling toilet. It is the most calming/satisfying thing that I can do for myself

2. Black is my favorite color. Not because it is the same color as my heart, not because it is slimming... Simply because it goes with everything.

3. I work out for an hour everyday now. It's a nice combo of jogging, crunches, and work out tapes.

4. I LOVE music. I like all kinds of music and if I listen to something, I will probably end up liking it. I do hate Reggae though.

5. I am terrified of Zombies and still have nightmares about once a week from "Dawn of the Dead."

6. I want to go into Broadcasting or Journalism for school. Can you see me hosting my own show? Regis and Amelia... Nice ring except Regis will probably hooked to a life support machine.

7. I love my sisters so much, and feel like I can tell them anything and this experience of trust is extremely new to me.


8. I love Gwen so much because she represents home and comfort to me.


Okay, 8 people: I don't even know eight people on here...

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Oh my heck...

My latest favorite saying....
So my life has been a little.. drug induced lately.
I've had Bronchitis for almost a month and I keep bouncing back and forth. I get better then worse. But on the plus side, I got some nice drugs for the pain but they can't really do much since it's viral. On the negative side.. I don't remember the first couple days of being sick. I remember going to work and wondering why I was there when I was just barely laying in bed and how I got ready. A little scary but more hilarious.
Yesterday was Lagoon day and I was my brother's date. It's okay in Kentucky. Promise.
Anyway, no one really got most of my jokes and don't think my potty/pregnancy jokes are very funny. My favorite moment was when I was talking about mom and dad not getting anymore grandchildren from the rest of us and then turning to Jocelyn and saying, "well not for another three months at least." She then responded... "huh?" I've learned to keep my mouth shut and not try to explain it anymore. All I have to say Jocelyn is that Stephanie got it right away.
Last week my roomate had to put her cat down. It was very sad for all of us since she was such a friendly cat. Well, really sad for all of us except Gwen. She now rules the roost. But, Sheena, Celeste's cat had Liver disease and her body was shutting down just like Bonnie did. Very sad.
I also went down to the college to talk to a counselor about what I need to do to get a degree in Communiations, particularly Broadcasting or Journalism... I'm going to start next semester and I am going to take full time again, but this time I don't have to work two jobs and I don't live such a crazy life... Anyway, I only have to take 10 more classes to get my Generals done. Now that I know what I want to do, I have so much more drive to go to school and get my life started.
I don't know if anyone watches Reno 911 at all but before the movie came out, I bought this outfit at American Appearal and decided to bust it out...
You can't see my roller skates but they're there...
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And here is a picture with my life partner and eternal companion
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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Why Hello...

So I could've sworn I posted a new blog, but I guess I didn't?
Anyway, key points in my life...

A. Joshy coming home on Saturday
B. Single again.. If it doesn't end in marriage... It just ends. Thank goodness
C. Family in town. ALL of them.
D. Work is pretty good. No drama. Hurrah!
E. Maybe I should be living by myself with the way I move through roomates?
And last but never least,
F. My Period! (F is so appropriate for this last one)

After two years of serving his mission, my bra' is coming home. Not to that skank that is married now and is going to plauge another family. He can do so much better. Oops, getting sidetracked. He's been in L.A. going door to door and getting hit on left and right by the prodominent GLBT community. I always knew he would attract them, after all, he looks like a male me with glasses. I am anxious for the food and to go to my parents cabin. I haven't been there in quite awhile and since I feel like I have made a better name for myself at work I can feel comfortable taking more time off on weekends to cruise up there.

I'm finally free again! Is it a bad sign that I can never stay in relationships without picking the male apart and leaving him for dead? I am quite possibly what they call a sucubus. Just kidding! I'm just very picky about how my men are. I like them like I like my cats, Fat and quiet.

I am loving life by always having something to do and someone to hang out with. Since I dropped my old friends I hane been something called a "loser" and staying at home all the time. Now that my family is here, I am never bored! I'm just glad I don't have that horrible attitude that I used to have when everyone comes. Ah, teen angst. Wait, what am I going to do when they leave?

I love my job. The end!

I am so done with this living with people crap. It is time to start saving my money and living myself. All the money and disrespect and waste pisses me off to no end! Someone is always late on rent, someone else is ALWAYS loud and disrespectful of people sleeping and someone else is always wasting water and power! Can't we all just be conservative and quiet and prompt?! Maybe I am a little hard to live with, but this stuff needs to done no matter who you live with!

BAH! I started my period right when Stephanie got here, so now I am cranky and sore and in pain. Hopefully it will stop before we go to the cabin next week. I wish I was normal in that area of my life.. It's such a pain in the boob. Litterally.

ha ha ha. I just read over that... I'm so glad only family reads this... Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Anyway, here is a clip from my latest obbsession... Dancing movies
Step Up 2


Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Oh. My. Heck.

I feel like all I ever do is complain and talk about work. Is that true? I don't have many positive things to report... I'm sorry.
Sometimes my life is just dull.
I heart you all

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

My job is hilarious

At my work, all last month, my work declared it "CelebrAsian" month. Does anyone else find that as funny as I do?

Saturday, May 10, 2008

Dum Dum Dum Dun Dun

Good evening and welcome to the channel four news.
I'm Amelia Corey and tonights top stories are....

1. Stupid teenagers can't do their stupid jobs because they're so stupid and lazy. Stupid.
2. Idiot comcast still hasn't come to set up our internet.
3. My cat stinks
and
4. Hilary Clinton still is a tyrant.

At my work, I swear that it is the norm to be LAZY. Why am I the only person with a little hustle to my bustle? Not to toot my horn or anything. No one can even walk fast. Stupid people. A bunch of the girls were talking crap on me the other day and saying how I was such a spoiled brat because I make them work... Heaven forbid that I make them earn their $8 an hour. Lazy bums!

Still stealing internet from the neighbors....

Gwen is having a hard time adjusting still. My poor baby. I took a funny picture of her pushing me off the bed the other day though....

Women should not be allowed to be president. What if Hilary has horrible PMS like me and ruins the whol nation suring one menstral cycle.... Unless she really is a man... Then we're safe.

Well, Goodnight and sleep well.... I have to work at 4am because I am a workaholic.

Love ya

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Due to popular demand...

I'm back.
I apologize. I have been extremely busy.
I'll be better next time.
I promise.

I work hard.
I sleep hard.
I am lazy hard core.

Imagine that. Me. Lazy. Ha.
Just kidding.

I really do work my butt off FYI...

If I could describe my life for the past couple of months it would use the word....

DRAMA-RAMA

Boys. Rock'n'Roll, Drugs, Alcohol. Just kidding about the last two.

I moved for those of you who care. I now live 5 minutes away from work in a very nice townhome that I live in with 2 other girls and a guy. It's.. Interesting and I think I'm having a hard time adapting with the boy, but we were desperate and appearantly, it's socially acceptable to do that now.

I've been kinda dating this guy... He's just a guy... That I kinda have a big crush on. If you want details... Call any of my sisters, because I am pathetic and I share way too much.

And for those of you who enjoy my little rebelious side.. I finished my tattoo. It's beautiful. It looks lovely on my enlarging belly and ginormous love handles... Just kidding!



At the beginning of the year, Target cut down to two team leads in the clothing area, we call it softlines, as oppossed to three. I am just now starting to feel the effects of it. I have to work on managing as opposed to tasks. I am so used to just coming in and getting my work down, now I have to delegate others to do it for me. I am so picky about my areas that I have the hardest time letting others take over situations like that. I have to be more "global" my boss says... Get out of the clothing more... Which actually slightly upsets me because I have always felt that one of my strengths as a leader there was being able to prioritize as a store and not just softlines...Oh well. I actually often get feedback like that. I don't think my boss knows me that well. Oh and I finally started making friends there.. 9 months later... I'm a sad sad little thing. Speaking of friends...

I am 20 years old. I can think for myself. I can judge right and wrong by myself. Luckily for me, all of my old friends do not possess that ability and are still living in the american high school dream. Freakin psychos. Everyone is talking crap about everyone and backstabbing each other. HOW OLD ARE WE CHILDREN?! I act immature and eccentric, but at least I still respect people enough to let them make their own decisions and not judge them for who they are and what they do. AHHHHHHH.

Anyway, I am going to try to go to Chris's soon. I was going to use my taxes money, but $650 later, my car is finally fixed. Oh well.

So now it's bed time and I have to stop using my roomates computer because we don't have internet yet and we are stealing wireless from the neighbors...

Love ya!